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Dipper Pines ([personal profile] ghostharasser) wrote2020-08-30 03:03 pm

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All purpose open post for Dipper Pines of Gravity Falls. Top levels below
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[personal profile] renametoken 2020-09-07 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Stan's used to holding on to a tiny, stubborn spark of hope even in the face of miserable odds. If he can live through 30 years or ceaseless work netting him nothing but failure after failure, then he can hold out hope about escaping this stupid place just a little longer.

He's also used to being homeless and jobless. It's the sort of thing that never really leaves you, even after 30 years with a stable living situation and a steady source of income. It hadn't been so bad this time--at first. It had even been sort of fun--at first. Teaching Dipper how to shoplift, dine and dash, spot security systems, pick out easy targets for scams, tell when a crowd is about to go sour... Definitely not wholesome activities, but family bonding is family bonding and Stan hadn't let himself fuss about it too much--at first.

It's not until their second night that he starts to worry. It's not like Dipper can't handle a little bit of roughing it. He'd survived for days in Bill's apocalyptic hellscape all on his own. But there's something different about this. There shouldn't be, but being homeless not because a murderous triangle dressed like Mr. Peanut turned your town inside out, but because you simply don't have the money to have a home is just a little too prosaic.

It's exhausting. Stan remembered that much, but he's had so many really, really low points in his life he'd forgotten that even the not-so-bad parts still suck. And that's what has him worried - this is the 'not-so-bad' part. They'd both eaten recently before ending up here. They're both in okay shape. It's not too cold outside. There's lots of public buildings, gyms, late-night cafes, and 24 hour convenience stores. It's exhausting, but things could get so worse with no warning at all.

So on that second night, once he's sure Dipper has somewhere secure to stay, he heads out. He's way too old for his preferred 'I need money and I need it right now' method (illegal boxing matches) to earn him anything but a broken jaw, but he knows plenty of other tricks. He liberates a few people of their wallets and uses the cash to buy in to a few round of pool, poker, blackjack, rummy... whatever he can find that people are playing. He cheats, counts cards, plays up being more drunk than he really is, and even wins a few games fair and square. By the end of the night he walks away with enough cash that he and Dipper don't have to dine and dash for breakfast (though they still do, of course), and repeating this process earns them a room at the cheapest, seediest motel that doesn't have anyone actively committing crimes on the corner.

The whole time, of course, he maintains a casual, unaffected demeanor, treating it like an unusual outing more than anything. If he lets on that things aren't fine then the kid will really start to worry, and that's the last thing either of them need. So while he doesn't have high hopes for Dipper's house hunting project, he also doesn't tell him to stop, figuring anything that keeps him occupied is good for him. That ends up being a prudent decision, because the house that Dipper shows Stan actually looks pretty promising.
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Well whatdaya know? Good eye, kid.

[ Stan's definitely crashed in worse places - and less money spent on a hotel means more money they can stash away for a real place to stay.

... Ugh. When did he get so responsible?
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Let's just hope no one else beat us there. Rather not have to chase off any bums.
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[personal profile] renametoken 2020-09-09 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Saw lotsa monster bouncers.

[ Kind of a cliche, obvious choice, but not one Stan could argue with. Even he thought twice about cheating the first time he saw a hulking, irritated troll standing outside a poorly lit dive bar (not that it had actually stopped him). ]

Guess there's lots of monster charity here, too?

[ Well, who cares. Two hours is a bit of a hike, but that's not too bad - he's had to walk further to get groceries when the Stanleymobile broke down. 'Acquiring' a car to make the trip a little shorter does occur to him but... meh. Sounds like a pain. ]

Well, let's get going then.
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[personal profile] renametoken 2020-09-14 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... Heh heh. ]

You made a pretty convincing wolf boy.

[ He never did figure out where that costumes got to, come to think of it, though the shredder getting jammed with dog hair gave him some ideas. ]

But I dunno if the people here are dumb enough for that. They seem a little more wary than the folks back home.
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[personal profile] renametoken 2020-09-14 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stan hasn't been having any trouble with the rough living, at least. He's still, you know, old and overweight and dealing with forty-odd years of not taking great care of himself, but he's in the best shape he's been in years. Turns out even just standing and walking on a boat takes effort, and Ford refuses to let them live off bacon and junk food. ]

Yeah, exactly. Plus there's not a bunch of whackjobs in bathrobes erasing everyone's memories.

[ Stan doesn't mind them too much - they never bothered him any, and without their gun Bill couldn't have been stopped - but they were undeniably weird. ]

But hey, if it makes 'em wary about kicking us out, I'll take it.
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[personal profile] renametoken 2020-09-14 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ford.

[ Stan had known a lot of things about Gravity Falls that he hadn't let on, by the Society of the Blind Eye wasn't one of them. ]

He got real bent out of shape when I asked him why he made a memory-erasing gun, and even angrier when I compared it to that tie of his.

[ Stan looks a little smug as he relates the story. Eventually Ford had realized Stan was just winding him up, but not before he'd ranted a bit first. ]

Guess it makes sense, though. Always thought it was weird everyone acted like McGucket was crazy when he started yelling about that Gobblewhatchit.

[ A boring old lake monster was nothing compared to some of the stuff Stan had seen. ]
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[personal profile] renametoken 2020-09-16 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Neither Ford nor Stan can take anything even half as gracefully as Dipper and Mabel. Needless to say, Ford have been positively incensed over the teasing (for about ten minutes). ]

Some dumb fish monster's pretty normal by that town's standards. You ever run into any campfires with legs out there? Those are weird.
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[personal profile] tetractys 2020-09-22 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Bill sits outside of Dipper Pines' dream, visible like a lit window full of color and sound seen from a darkened and quiet street, and fumes.

(He remembers the hand of a much older entity grabbing him the instant he was kicked back to the dreamscape, shaking his incorporeal form like a rag doll.

"IDIOT! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED?")

Let's just just... get it over with.

He digs pins and needles in, slides in sideways to step inside the illusion being created in the kid's mind. He's very good at this. He's very smart and very good at what he does and he is GOING to find a way out of this old rule, because nobody in a trillion years has made a seal tight enough to keep Bill Cipher in - or out. Gslhv prwh qfhg pvvk tvggrmt ofxpb, gszg'h zoo.

He just needs to buy some time, first. Adjust the plan, a little.

In the mean time, whatever Dipper was dreaming about, there's now an invisible triangle in the middle of it. ... I mean, he's not going to appear YET, of course not, he's got to figure out an Entrance. Show up somewhere without making a huge deal about it? Just because he's had a setback doesn't mean we completely abandon all class and taste, jeez.]
Edited 2020-09-22 05:56 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tetractys 2020-09-22 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ha! This is great, very hilarious, 10/10, you love to see it. Good work, Bill. Thanks, Bill.

Bill is absolutely following him, but that cackling that's suddenly overlaid on everything is very much authentic Bill Cipher, not a dream projection.

His plan is to cut things off, but... well, watching a liiiittle longer won't hurt, right?

("WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU 'DIDN'T KNOW' HE WAS YOUR CHARGE? HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW?"

The signs had been there, in retrospect - Dipper's tendency to make over-complicated plans, the conspiracy boards, the willingness to stay up for days on end just to find an answer ... but it's not as though Pine Tree was the only human Bill's ever seen that does any of those things. He didn't like thinking about it at the moment and he's not thinking about it right now, either.)]
Edited 2020-09-22 23:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tetractys 2020-09-23 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[The tree nearest to Dipper groans and every knot in it opens in a glowing eye - the ones nearby soon follow, until the forest is full of eerie yellow lights.]

FUNNY HOW YOU'RE REFERRING TO IT IN THE PAST TENSE WHEN WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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[personal profile] tetractys 2020-09-23 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[A chummy muppet arm reaches out from behind Dipper to try to toss itself around his shoulders, and on the other end of that arm is a wholeass Bill, congealing in a wave out of particles of black mist.]

AW, I WANT TO HELP YOU! ISN'T THAT WHAT I SAID ALREADY? YOU AND ME MAKE A GREAT TEAM. DIDJA FIND THAT HINT I LEFT YOU YET?
Edited 2020-09-23 04:55 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tetractys 2020-09-23 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Acute bastard! Please.]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! I'M NOT THE ONE THAT WORE YOU OUT, YOU DID THAT ONE TO YOURSELF! AND THEN YOUR SISTER RAN YOUR BODY AROUND IN CIRCLES!

[The woods whirl dizzying around them for a second, the ground spinning under Dipper's feet like a merry-go-round.]

ALL I DID WAS GET A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY!

[The ground lurches to a halt, just a suddenly. Bill is now directly overhead, bright against a sky that's full of yellow stars that look suspiciously like more eyes.]

YOU REMEMBER HOW DULL THE MINDSCAPE IS! IMAGINE BEING THERE FOR AS LONG AS I'VE BEEN!

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