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[ghostharasser]

All purpose open post for Dipper Pines of Gravity Falls. Top levels below

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[renametoken]

Ford.

[ Stan had known a lot of things about Gravity Falls that he hadn't let on, by the Society of the Blind Eye wasn't one of them. ]

He got real bent out of shape when I asked him why he made a memory-erasing gun, and even angrier when I compared it to that tie of his.

[ Stan looks a little smug as he relates the story. Eventually Ford had realized Stan was just winding him up, but not before he'd ranted a bit first. ]

Guess it makes sense, though. Always thought it was weird everyone acted like McGucket was crazy when he started yelling about that Gobblewhatchit.

[ A boring old lake monster was nothing compared to some of the stuff Stan had seen. ]

[ghostharasser]

[Dipper is about to pipe up with a “WELL, ACTUALLY-“ about the inventor of that gun, when it becomes clear to him that Stan knew and was absolutely menacing Ford about it on purpose. Instead he sighs and rolls his eyes, but fondly. It’s really not that different from when Mabel purposely gets him going and then laughs about it. Annoying, but somehow endearing. Though, he suspects Ford did not take it near as gracefully.]

The Gobblewonker- which, of all things in Gravity Falls, turned out to be an actual hoax! McGucket made that robot!

[Which- honestly Stan probably could have guessed since it got worked into their Mystery Shack Mech.]

[renametoken]

[ Neither Ford nor Stan can take anything even half as gracefully as Dipper and Mabel. Needless to say, Ford have been positively incensed over the teasing (for about ten minutes). ]

Some dumb fish monster's pretty normal by that town's standards. You ever run into any campfires with legs out there? Those are weird.