[Dipper is about to pipe up with a “WELL, ACTUALLY-“ about the inventor of that gun, when it becomes clear to him that Stan knew and was absolutely menacing Ford about it on purpose. Instead he sighs and rolls his eyes, but fondly. It’s really not that different from when Mabel purposely gets him going and then laughs about it. Annoying, but somehow endearing. Though, he suspects Ford did not take it near as gracefully.]
The Gobblewonker- which, of all things in Gravity Falls, turned out to be an actual hoax! McGucket made that robot!
[Which- honestly Stan probably could have guessed since it got worked into their Mystery Shack Mech.]
[ Neither Ford nor Stan can take anything even half as gracefully as Dipper and Mabel. Needless to say, Ford have been positively incensed over the teasing (for about ten minutes). ]
Some dumb fish monster's pretty normal by that town's standards. You ever run into any campfires with legs out there? Those are weird.
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The Gobblewonker- which, of all things in Gravity Falls, turned out to be an actual hoax! McGucket made that robot!
[Which- honestly Stan probably could have guessed since it got worked into their Mystery Shack Mech.]
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Some dumb fish monster's pretty normal by that town's standards. You ever run into any campfires with legs out there? Those are weird.