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Dipper Pines ([personal profile] ghostharasser) wrote2020-08-30 03:03 pm
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charlastan: Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong (Lots of money)

[personal profile] charlastan 2024-05-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Dipper, why would you ever say that combination of words in front of him? For a second, Stan looks like he's really, sincerely considering it as a potential revenue stream.]

Yeah? Wonder how many other people would pay...

[There's gotta be at least a few suckers who would toss cash at him to fight a cop. People love paying to watch a fight! That's like half of the pay per view model!]

Pfft. With those noodle arms? Not a chance. I'd love to see you try though!
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2024-05-26 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[So like, Dipper knows its a bad idea? But he would love nothing more than to see Stan punch a cop. He can't help it, it's in his blood.]

Plenty, I'm sure. The problem is what the cop might do afterwards. [Ponder ponder.] I could probably handle that if you have a cop you'd really like to punch.

[No. No, it turns out Dipper is not above abusing his powers to facilitate Stan punching a cop.]

Sure, if you seem confident. What will you give me if I win?
charlastan: Happier - Guster (Was never supposed to be like this)

[personal profile] charlastan 2024-05-28 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that gets an eyebrow raise from Stan.]

What's that s'pposed to mean? Handle it how?

[Dipper might be older than he remembers him being, but he's still a child and he maybe shouldn't be encouraging this. ...Maybe. Depends what the answer is, really.]

And pfft. Who says I'm giving you anything? I oughta be the one asking what you'll give me when you lose!
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2024-06-02 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He waves a hand.]

That's a secret. I'll show you if it comes up, but until then it counts as a spoiler.

[He is sure Stan will hate this answer. Dipper does not care.]

I guess you're too afraid to arm wrestle someone with noodle arms! What a shame!
charlastan: The Perfect Crime #1 - The Decemberists (I've got a gun I've got a girl)

[personal profile] charlastan 2024-06-02 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW HE SURE HATES THAT ANSWER.]

Then why even bring it up?!

[This kid is practically baiting him! Which is why he has to trouble at all rising up to the challenge.]

I'm not scared! As soon as you, me, and a flat surface are all in the same place, you're gonna regret understimating an old man! And...

[A light bulb seems to turn on in his head.]

--and if I win, you tell me the secret thing you can do to the cops!
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