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[ghostharasser]

All purpose open post for Dipper Pines of Gravity Falls. Top levels below

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[charlastan]

[Well, that gets an eyebrow raise from Stan.]

What's that s'pposed to mean? Handle it how?

[Dipper might be older than he remembers him being, but he's still a child and he maybe shouldn't be encouraging this. ...Maybe. Depends what the answer is, really.]

And pfft. Who says I'm giving you anything? I oughta be the one asking what you'll give me when you lose!

[ghostharasser]

[He waves a hand.]

That's a secret. I'll show you if it comes up, but until then it counts as a spoiler.

[He is sure Stan will hate this answer. Dipper does not care.]

I guess you're too afraid to arm wrestle someone with noodle arms! What a shame!

[charlastan]

[WOW HE SURE HATES THAT ANSWER.]

Then why even bring it up?!

[This kid is practically baiting him! Which is why he has to trouble at all rising up to the challenge.]

I'm not scared! As soon as you, me, and a flat surface are all in the same place, you're gonna regret understimating an old man! And...

[A light bulb seems to turn on in his head.]

--and if I win, you tell me the secret thing you can do to the cops!