Sorry, Dipper, what were you saying? Cause the moment Beat finds the little guy he's snagging him out - with his mouth - and lifting his head. Sending the trash can lid flying and almost tipping the contents out to the floor.
His face is covered in ash, and his mouth is gently clutched around the tiny porcupinecone. His tail has begun wagging at mach ten. ]
AH FOUNG A GAHE!!
[ "I found a guy!" Without even waiting, Beat happily trots over to Dipper like a dog that has fetched something, and spits the poor little thing into Dippers hands.
[ What? He got him??? For you??? And you're going to??? Let it go???? Beat's head tilts at a near perfect 40 degree angle that all dogs do when They Do Not Comprehend and his tongue sticks out a bit. The blep is perfect. ]
If you don't want it dude I'll take i- oh yeah sure.
[ Meat distracts him, and his tail wags as he moves over to watch said cooking meat with the expression of a dog who is.... begging.
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Sorry, Dipper, what were you saying? Cause the moment Beat finds the little guy he's snagging him out - with his mouth - and lifting his head. Sending the trash can lid flying and almost tipping the contents out to the floor.
His face is covered in ash, and his mouth is gently clutched around the tiny porcupinecone. His tail has begun wagging at mach ten. ]
AH FOUNG A GAHE!!
[ "I found a guy!" Without even waiting, Beat happily trots over to Dipper like a dog that has fetched something, and spits the poor little thing into Dippers hands.
What was- oh yeah. ]
Fuck yes, yo! Pickles is great!
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Who?! [A gay? In the Pines house?? What a fucking shocking development*]
[Oh god, what is Beat putting in his hands. Oh god it's ...very wet and drooly. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa.]
Oh- a guy.
[This... This poor porcupinecone....]
I'll uh. I'll go put him with the rest of his family. Make sure the meat doesn't burn, okay?
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[ What? He got him??? For you??? And you're going to??? Let it go???? Beat's head tilts at a near perfect 40 degree angle that all dogs do when They Do Not Comprehend and his tongue sticks out a bit. The blep is perfect. ]
If you don't want it dude I'll take i- oh yeah sure.
[ Meat distracts him, and his tail wags as he moves over to watch said cooking meat with the expression of a dog who is.... begging.
Begging at the pan.
Give him?? Pan?? Share?? ]