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[ghostharasser]

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[droptheious]

[Sorry, Dipper, he hasn't even thought it would be a disturbing thought until about right this second. Oops.]

Sorry. I was thinking about it and thought maybe you'd know the answer.

I'm gonna guess probably not.

[ghostharasser]

[Thanks for the existential crisis.]

yeah, that never occurred to me until just now!

Oh god, it’s me. I’m the younger twin so that makes me the unplanned one.

[droptheious]

[You're welcome, what is friendship for?]

Me either, honestly. But your family are the first twins I've met so.

I don't know if it works like that, Dipper. Wouldn't it be the last one to be fertilised? And I don't think there's a way of telling that? Probably. I don't know, you'd have to ask Eddie, he does body stuff.

[ghostharasser]

So you’re saying we might never know! Do you think mom and dad ever CONSIDERED me the unplanned one??

I’m gonna go wake up Grunkle Stan!! He’ll know!!

[droptheious]

I honestly don't know, I'd say ask them but they're not here and they'd probably deny it anyway.

You know normally I'm sceptical about Stan knowing anything, but he is a twin too, so maybe he's your best place to go?

[ghostharasser]

Cool cool cool cool

Grunkle Stan was there when we were born, so he’d know for sure if they ever said anything.

[droptheious]

And he's not likely to lie to you to cover it up. Probably, anyway.

Unless he forgot.