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[ghostharasser]

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Comments

[ghostharasser]

So you’re saying we might never know! Do you think mom and dad ever CONSIDERED me the unplanned one??

I’m gonna go wake up Grunkle Stan!! He’ll know!!

[droptheious]

I honestly don't know, I'd say ask them but they're not here and they'd probably deny it anyway.

You know normally I'm sceptical about Stan knowing anything, but he is a twin too, so maybe he's your best place to go?

[ghostharasser]

Cool cool cool cool

Grunkle Stan was there when we were born, so he’d know for sure if they ever said anything.

[droptheious]

And he's not likely to lie to you to cover it up. Probably, anyway.

Unless he forgot.