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[sparklehorror]

[Why does brobro get a knife? Mabel wants a knife. She's gonna find one.]

-- woah! Yours glows?

[There are probably a lot of meaningful implications of this but Mabel latches onto one in particular.]

That's so weird! It's us, so how come you got the pink glowy stuff but mine is all green and smells funny?






[Look, if you had to assign a weird blood type to a teenaged boy who only recently came around to how often he needs to shower --]