2. Dipper attempting to hammer a nail into a tree, but instead the tree seems ...fake? And made of metal. He finds a panel and pulls it open to reveal an old, rusted machine hidden inside the tree’s trunk. He flips a switch, revealing a secret hidden compartment in the ground. Inside is a dusty old Journal with a golden six-fingered hand on the cover and the number 3 etched on.
3. A two story monster made up of thousands of small gnomes chase after Dipper and Mabel (A girl who definitely passes as a twin sister) who are fleeing in a golf cart. The creature uproots a tree and chucks it at them.
4. Throwing Pinecones at a totem pole from the roof of a house with a tall, red-headed teenaged girl. She’s wearing the same lumberjack hat that Dipper wears in Deerington. Dipper tries to throw a pine one and hits a car instead.
6. Dipper floating in the air with a HUGE pair of sheers hovering threateningly near his face. On the ground is a sinister looking ten year old with an unhinged expression, holding some kind of amulet.
6. A sinister looking triangle that looks like the Illuminati symbol dressed in a top hat and bow tie shoots a laser through Dipper’s chest. He screams but after a moment...seems to be fine? Mabel sticks her hand through the hole and laughs.
6. Dipper watching Stan and Soos talk from a door. Dipper makes a startled, upset expression before sadly closing the door and walking away.
7. Dipper jumping off a cliff, crashing through the window of a giant robot and fist-fighting that nasty little ten year old from before.
8. Dipper having some kind of urgent conversation with what looks like government agents. As they turn to leave, Dipper desperately flips through his journal and starts to read allowed. The earth shakes and zombies start bursting out of the ground all around them.
9. The awful fucking Mabel-Dipper shapeshifter monstrosity that frankly gave me nightmares.
10. Bill is back! He holds his hand out to a sleep deprived, hysteric Dipper who is looking back and forth between him and an old laptop that reads “System Erased in :30 seconds”. He takes Bill’s hand which lights up with blue fire as they shake. Bill rips Dipper out of his body, possesses him, and destroys the laptop.
11. Dipper in a snazzy suit with a blonde girl his age, also dressed in a nice evening gown, walk into a room full of mounted hunting trophies and taxidermy animals. Blood begins pouring from the eyes and mouths of every mounted head in the room and a frightening skeletal monsters drags itself out of the fireplace.
12. Dipper, Stan, and Soos are all pinned against a wall several feet off the ground, in front of them is tons of floating debris and an enourmous inter dimensional portal. Just in front of the portal, clinging to a platform with a red button is Mabel. Dipper and Stan seem to be shouting conflicting things to her, but in the end Mabel lets go of the platform and floats up, everything goes blank.
13. Dipper stands between an injured, unconscious Ford, and a floating alien weapon. Dipper is holding his magnet gum up and seems to be screaming at it in fury. It brandishes a much larger, more devastating alien weapon before it shudders and completely falls apart. Dipper looks like he’s about three seconds away from having a heart attack.
14. The triangle is back! And he’s three stories tall, he has Dipper and Mabel in his hands, and he looks pissed. His eye begins to flash between the symbol of a pine tree and the symbol of a shooting start, over and over again.
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3. A two story monster made up of thousands of small gnomes chase after Dipper and Mabel (A girl who definitely passes as a twin sister) who are fleeing in a golf cart. The creature uproots a tree and chucks it at them.
4. Throwing Pinecones at a totem pole from the roof of a house with a tall, red-headed teenaged girl. She’s wearing the same lumberjack hat that Dipper wears in Deerington. Dipper tries to throw a pine one and hits a car instead.
5. WHO WANTS A LAMBY LAMBY LAMBY? I DO! I DO!
6. Dipper floating in the air with a HUGE pair of sheers hovering threateningly near his face. On the ground is a sinister looking ten year old with an unhinged expression, holding some kind of amulet.
6. A sinister looking triangle that looks like the Illuminati symbol dressed in a top hat and bow tie shoots a laser through Dipper’s chest. He screams but after a moment...seems to be fine? Mabel sticks her hand through the hole and laughs.
6. Dipper watching Stan and Soos talk from a door. Dipper makes a startled, upset expression before sadly closing the door and walking away.
7. Dipper jumping off a cliff, crashing through the window of a giant robot and fist-fighting that nasty little ten year old from before.
8. Dipper having some kind of urgent conversation with what looks like government agents. As they turn to leave, Dipper desperately flips through his journal and starts to read allowed. The earth shakes and zombies start bursting out of the ground all around them.
9. The awful fucking Mabel-Dipper shapeshifter monstrosity that frankly gave me nightmares.
10. Bill is back! He holds his hand out to a sleep deprived, hysteric Dipper who is looking back and forth between him and an old laptop that reads “System Erased in :30 seconds”. He takes Bill’s hand which lights up with blue fire as they shake. Bill rips Dipper out of his body, possesses him, and destroys the laptop.
11. Dipper in a snazzy suit with a blonde girl his age, also dressed in a nice evening gown, walk into a room full of mounted hunting trophies and taxidermy animals. Blood begins pouring from the eyes and mouths of every mounted head in the room and a frightening skeletal monsters drags itself out of the fireplace.
12. Dipper, Stan, and Soos are all pinned against a wall several feet off the ground, in front of them is tons of floating debris and an enourmous inter dimensional portal. Just in front of the portal, clinging to a platform with a red button is Mabel. Dipper and Stan seem to be shouting conflicting things to her, but in the end Mabel lets go of the platform and floats up, everything goes blank.
13. Dipper stands between an injured, unconscious Ford, and a floating alien weapon. Dipper is holding his magnet gum up and seems to be screaming at it in fury. It brandishes a much larger, more devastating alien weapon before it shudders and completely falls apart. Dipper looks like he’s about three seconds away from having a heart attack.
14. The triangle is back! And he’s three stories tall, he has Dipper and Mabel in his hands, and he looks pissed. His eye begins to flash between the symbol of a pine tree and the symbol of a shooting start, over and over again.
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